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How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
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Q:  How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
A:  Six.  One to point out the spelling error        ^^  you illiterate idiot!,
    one to flame:  GET THIS GARBAGE OFF THE NET!!!, one to flame the flamer,
    one to ask to be removed from the news group, one to ask for a copy of the
    last message :-) , and one to ask how to unROT the joke.
A:  Fifty - One to do it and 49 to talk about it on net.bulbs.d.
    (Note: a nice try, but there's no such group. alt.fan.lightbulbs is quite
    active, though - BRIAN.)

Submitted By--Sanjay

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