Yo mama so ugly - 8
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so ugly, she was featured on the homepage of UglyFugly.com.