Yo Mama is so Ugly - 9
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a **** wagon.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly, people would rather see 2 girls and one cup than see her smile.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.