Yo Mama is So Ugly - 10
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.