Top 10 Signs You're At A Lame New Year's Eve Party :

To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed
The 'Party Hats' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones
There's a "Happy 1995" sticker on the packete of shrimp you've been eating all night
It's January 6th
Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm
The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000
At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop
You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom
The 'Champagne' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer
 

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