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To Kill the Hero
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Scene --> Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.


Ajit : Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko teek das bajhe set kar do.Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye.Timer ko panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Robert, Robert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup'karke dhad kega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega".

Submitted By--Nixon

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