A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of  first graders using a bowl of candies.                 

The children began to identify the flavors by their color: 

Red......... ......... .....Cherry 

Yellow...... ......... ....Lemon 

Green....... ......... ...Lime! 

Orange............ ..... Orange 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY candy. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.  

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes

Submitted By--Jackson

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