* The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
    * The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
    * To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
    * To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
    * Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
    * Two wrongs are only the beginning.
    * The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
    * A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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