Stupid Joke - Funny one liner joke 5
* The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
* The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
* Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
* Two wrongs are only the beginning.
* The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.