1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.


2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her anyway.


3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain.


4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do."


5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game.


6. Because PMS is no excuse for whining.


7. No man needs or wants to hear the word "period" unless it has to do with hockey.


8. Women created tampon and yeast infection commercials during football.


9. Affirmative action.


10. When men whistle at them in the street, they should just shut up and obey.


11. If my dick's in her mouth, she can't talk anyway.

Submitted By--Niru

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