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 Marilyn Monroe

"It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
"I've been on a calendar, but never on time."
“If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything"
“I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot”
“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”

Submitted By--Sanjay

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