Plumber Voicemails -- My Husband, He's A Moron
Jassi's Voice: Hi, we need you. The toilet had a small leak
and Jerry, my husband, the moron, thought he could fix it. I
told him he couldn't but he wouldn't listen. Like he ever
does, he's . . .
Aplu's Voice: (picks up extension) I didn't do anything, OK?
She had a wrench . . .
Jassi's Voice: Get off the phone Jerry, now. Get off or I. . .
(guy hangs up)
Jassi'Voice (cont): Sorry. (deep breaths) Now every time we
flush, brown water pours out the kitchen sink. How could that
be? It smells, it's gross. God. I could kill him, really, I
swear, he's such a . . . . Sorry. Listen to me. Do I sound
desperate? I am desperate. Please, just call. Call. OK? Call.
Call us. Thankyou. Please call.