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Plumber Voicemails -- My Husband, He's A Moron
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Jassi's Voice: Hi, we need you. The toilet had a small leak

and Jerry, my husband, the moron, thought he could fix it. I

told him he couldn't but he wouldn't listen. Like he ever

does, he's . . .

Aplu's Voice: (picks up extension) I didn't do anything, OK?

She had a wrench . . .

Jassi's Voice: Get off the phone Jerry, now. Get off or I. . .

(guy hangs up)
Jassi'Voice (cont): Sorry. (deep breaths) Now every time we

flush, brown water pours out the kitchen sink. How could that

be? It smells, it's gross. God. I could kill him, really, I

swear, he's such a . . . . Sorry. Listen to me. Do I sound

desperate? I am desperate. Please, just call. Call. OK? Call.

Call us. Thankyou. Please call.

Submitted By--Niru

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