The husband replies,  "I'm hungry.  I was going to call room service and get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He would come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.  When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

Submitted By--Ching

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