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MILITARY RULES OF COMBAT 6
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* A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

* If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone.

* When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

* Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

* If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

Submitted By--Soo

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