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MILITARY RULES OF COMBAT 5
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* Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

* The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.

* Five second fuses only last three seconds.

* It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

* The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

Submitted By--Soo

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