"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one

freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Submitted By--Nixon

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