Q:  How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to
    screw in a lightbulb ?
A:  (Mike Dukakis) In Massachusetts, my enlightened government has
    made it unnecessary for people to screw in their own light bulbs, as we
    have put thousands of former welfare recipients to work for the Dept.
    of Light Bulb Installation. These employees will come to your home or
    business and install any incandescent bulb, on only a few months notice.
A:  (Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light
    bulbs when we haven't even taken the first step, and that is to remove
    the old bulb. I challenge my fellow candidates to stand up with me and
    help me remove this old light bulb [stands, but nobody else does] Hah!
    What wimps. You guys make Bush look like Rambo.
A:  (Richard Gephart) It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it
    only matters that the new bulb was made in the US of A. Taiwan and South
    Korea have put up massive barriers to importing US light bulbs; we'll see
    how they like it when their bulbs cost $10,000 to screw in here.
A:  (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious
    attempt to drag my personal life into this campaign. Frankly, I resent
    it, and the American people resent it.
A:  (Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth
    solutions that moderate Southerners won't cotton to on  Super Tuesday. At
    least I hope not.
A:  (Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing
    my hair the same way I did in the 50's. But that's what Paul Simon's
    all about. And I suppose my media experts are gonna say I'm foolish for
    this, but in all candor, I change my light bulbs the same way I did in
    the 50's: my wife gets on a ladder and I turn it.
A:  (Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution
    at best. I'm more of a Lone Ranger than a light bulb changer. But even
    the Lone Ranger had Tonto and Silver, and the shameful fact is that the
    American Indians of today don't have enough silver, or gold, or even
    paper money to allow them to buy into the American Dream or some extra
    light bulbs. We must ensure that all Americans can light their homes,
    from the lighthouse to the White House.

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