Gujju and Berth Problem
Gujju, his wife and his son were returning by train to home after taking a trip of South India.
Gujju was occupying the lower berth, his wife had the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.
When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way, the son requested his father to buy him a cup of ice cream to which he readily agreed and got off the train.
When they returned, they found that Chinese who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Gujju called the TC and asked him to help.
TC was a South Indian who stated that he could not understand Hindi or Mandarine so it would be better if Gujju writes the whole situation to him in English.
So Gujju explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."