I will leave my brain at home while going to watch a supposedly scary movies like Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 & 4!
I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I will never again eat a jack fruit before going to a public function.
I resolve to hold my breath and pull in my paunch when I cross my young secretary.
I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
I resolve not to see any serial or movie in which any dead character is brought alive.
I resolve not to call any phone number of any TV contest as they are always kept off the hook.
I resolve not to swim in any swimming pool without water.
I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!
Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week (even though I never do).