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Fuel Emergency
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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.


Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!


Do you have the airfield in sight?"


Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

Submitted By--Jackson

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