A young stock broker decided to go back to visit his old school. When he made his way into the entrance he noticed a dog was attacking a small child.
He quickly jumped the dog and strangled it. The next day the local paper reported the story with the headline "Valiant Student Saves boy from ferocious dog."
He called the editor and asks for correction that the paper outline he was a successful Wall Street Broker and not a student.
The next day the paper issued a correction and the headline read :
"Pompous Stock Broker kills School Mascot."