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Aplu's Valentine Gift
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Aplu, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Aplu thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'

The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Aplu retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'

Submitted By--Todd

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