Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
Did you hear about the queer German?
Ate Off Hitler!
What sweet did Hitler hate more than any other?
Jew Jew Beans......But I heard he enjoyed them roasted!
Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?
It seats 500!
What was Adolf's favourite song?
"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"