A couple driving home...
A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road. The wife gets out and brings it back to the car.
"We need to take it to a vet. Its shivering, it must be cold, what should I do ?" she asks.
Husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
"But it stinks !" she exclaims.
"So hold its nose!"